“That’s when I discovered that programing is hard. Like really hard. You’ve got to be, like, smart. I spent a whole six weeks trying to learn html, and it blew my mind. Dreamweaver was too hard for me, too, man. I did the whole website in photoshop with tables. What is illustrator even for? Why would anyone even *want* vectors? 

But yeah, I’m a graphic designer. I can do your website. I went to school at AIU. I’m a designer. I got my degree in 13 months. Cost me 40 grand. I went to ITT for like 3 weeks, the total was going to be 60 grand for the associates degree. I said fuck that, and I went to AIU. American Inter…something university. You know the one, right?

But yeah, I can design it. I’m skilled. It’ll take me a while, it’ll cost you a lot.” This was said, quickly, as a kind of sales pitch. Apparently the two parties involved had never met. 

 I’m torn between laughing and crying. 

. People amaze me.